tony baldwin
3 weeks ago from friendi.sh
Tatooine

Ladies love the beard.

Study finds women trust men with beards

A new study from The Evolution of Human Behavior says that men are their most attractive with a ten-day stubble rather than being clean-shaven or fully bearded. Researchers had 350 women and 177 heterosexual men rate ten guys on their masculinity, parenting skills, health, and overall attractiveness based on images showing the four stages of their beard growth: clean-shaven, five-day (light) stubble, ten-day (heavy) stubble, and a full beard. Dudes may not enjoy the itchiness of stubble, but the study shows men with heavy stubble performed the best. Light stubble ranked the lowest in all four categories, while fully bearded men were perceived to be the best parents.

@Beardica #beards :beard
Paul Taylor
4 months ago
Xerta
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@Beardica The gobby one speaks the truth.

r7
@gomerx believe in the beard
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Thomas Willingham
4 months ago from The Free Web

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you're standing too close to a bearded guy.

@Beardica
Paul Taylor
4 months ago
Xerta
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@Beardica Anarcho-boasting...

Paul Taylor
We do have better #beards than Marxists on the whole however...
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Paul Taylor
4 months ago

Dreads and a Kropotkin versus mohawk and close-shave full face (never heard it called a vegan before) -- close call, but a Kropotkin trumps all I'm afraid.
David Sugar
4 months ago

I finally cut my hair when Russell Means joined the ancestors last year...but at one time I did have one of the three most recognized living beards when I was visiting Brasil :)
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Miskatonic River

Movember, pfft, no shaving for a whole month.

Now we're into not-stabbing-yourself-in-the-eye-with-a-fork December.

@Beardica
Thomas Willingham
7 months ago from The Free Web
Cerenerian Sea

For some reason, Antonina has grown a beard...


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@Beardica
Michael Johnston
7 months ago

It would be redundant for me to say that this is weird, right?
Thomas Willingham
7 months ago from The Free Web

Well, it's always best to remove all doubt.

But yeah...even in context ("Man's Work") it's still weird.
Thomas Willingham
8 months ago from The Free Web
Cimmeria

“They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh.”

@Beardica
Domovoy
8 months ago
Marquesas
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@Beardica

Yeah! I'm in \o/
Well, the beard usually go away in summer, but i think i'll keep it now, i want to be be a wizard ;)
Thomas Willingham
9 months ago from The Free Web
Sarkomand
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Asked by a reporter why he was growing a beard, Valverde said "people say if you don't shave then you don't lose your strength.


http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/valverde-ill-settle-for-the-podium-in-madrid

@Pro Cycling @Beardica
Thomas Willingham
10 months ago from The Free Web
The Enchanted Woods

How To Grow A Beard

Step One

Don't shave.


Congratulations, you can now grow a beard!


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Paul Taylor
10 months ago

Enabled, I am glad to have beards back.
Rove Monteux
10 months ago

I am safely fit for @Beardica atm, how/where do I join it ? :-)

If you don't have a beard, what do you play with when you're bored?

@Beardica

her beard
Giaco el vecio
10 months ago

:-D

Interesting fact:

Santa Claus - beard.
Charles Darwin - beard.
Abraham Lincoln - beard.
Rolf Harris - beard.


Hitler - no beard.
George Bush - no beard.
Margaret Thatcher - no beard.
Robbie Williams - no beard.


#justsayin

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tony baldwin
10 months ago

I heard she grew a beard inside her jeans.
Thomas Willingham
10 months ago

Funny you should say that...the last hit went "standing here looking at your jeans and, thinking to myself I want to get in between them..."

"Cute" animal pictures generally make me want to stab people, but I'll make an exception just this once.


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@Beardica
Michael Johnston
10 months ago

I wonder how many out takes there were before getting this shot.
zottel
10 months ago

LOL, it took me some time until I realized there is a cat on this photo.

Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.


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David Benfell
11 months ago

Now I remember.
Corel as in WordPerfect, right?
The Beard Of Unix
11 months ago

Yeah.

They were the first to attempt to do what Ubuntu did.

And they did, sort of. They were too early, but it was, in hindsight, a good attempt for a newbie friendly Linux distro. The best bit was if you bought the boxed CD, you got both a Free (speech) version, and the version with propriety stuff on different CDs in the same box.
Beardica
11 months ago

How can you expect a man to look after a child if he can't look after his beard?
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Paul Taylor
11 months ago

It's doctor John from Lost. Not the Dr John, who has also been known to beard it up.
Axel
11 months ago

ok :)

Interesting fact: beards are sexy.

Also, when women say "you're infuriating" they mean "you're sexy".


@Beardica @Public Stream
tony baldwin
11 months ago

true story
Thomas Willingham
11 months ago

You see, in the days of the Third Republic, all the great men used to wear big beards. That was the end of the 19th Century but not much has changed in the way many men behave and think in France.


Of course not much has changed. It is the definition of a great man that he wears a big beard.
tony baldwin
11 months ago
Mygeeto

The Secret of a Successful Programming Language? A Really Great Beard




The Secret of a Successful Programming Language? A Really Great Beard!

The second most popular programming language on the planet is Java. Fifteen years after its debut, it has suffered the ignominy of being closely associated with Oracle, but it remains the language of choice on everything from Android smartphones to cloud services driving massive video applications. And the man who built it, James Gosling, knows how to grow some serious facial hair.

READ MORE!

@Foss Hackers @Beardica
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Thomas Willingham
11 months ago

Yeah - you should never take any comparison of languages seriously if it doesn't include Z80a Assembler either.

I don't know who invented Z80a Assembler, but I do know I learned it from Simon Forrester - commonly known as the Hairy Happening. 'nuff said.
David Benfell
11 months ago

Ahem. PDP-11 Macro.

The DEC PDP-11 instruction set was marvelous for its elegance. And while we're at it, TECO (not just a text editor).

"A principled stance is nothing without a beard" - Julius Caeser

@Beardica
Carlos Solís
11 months ago from Diaspora

That explains Stallman!
Beardica
1 year ago

What do you call a man without a beard?

Miss.

@Adam Robertson /me points in the direction of @Beardica It is now perhaps time for Dreadica too apparently.
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Mike
1 year ago

Oops - this was my bug. The forum owner is going to have to fix the permissions on this photo (logged in as the forum).

#fixed going forward.
Axel Bruland
1 year ago

this makes me want to grow my three-to-five-day-beard into a decent one again !! oh and count me in for baldica ;)
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Neo Futur
1 year ago

hehe +1 for beards ! also for my own pleasure, but its true some interesting women like it too ;)
Jeremy Pope
1 year ago

This looks like the perfect shirt for @Lyle McKarns ;-)
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Jeremy Pope
1 year ago

I guess I'm mostly trustworthy with my current goatee+mustache going on. Although, I was planning on going down to just a soul patch+sideburns, which will make me neutrally threatening.

Also, I haven't met many people with a 'cop mustache' that I actually trust... ;)
tony baldwin
1 year ago

My Dad has one of those Sam Elliot/Marlboro Man, handle-bar moustaches, and I trust him.

Best thing about @Not Being Dead ?

When your beard is in that teenage stage, between being short and cute, and long and refined, when children shout "Oi Jesus" as you walk past, and you turn to them and say "Yes. Yes, I am Jesus".

@Beardica

@Beardica

Bob Mottram
I notice that freedombeards.com/.org/.net is not a registered domain name.
Martin Farrent
1 year ago

Yeah... so you and Bob go round advertising that fact. Wanna bet the new women's group will have bought it by tomorrow, and we'll probably end up funding their dedicated server to get it back. ;-)
Michelle Fink
1 year ago

Ooh, good business plan. I'll get right on it. :-P

If you haven't got a beard, what do you chew between meals?


@Beardica
Arto
1 year ago

A good one!

Inspirational Beards #5

Rundeep Singh

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@Beardica

Question - what is Jesus famous for?

Clue: @Beardica

Inspirational Beards #4

Hans Nilsen Langseth

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@Beardica

Inspirational Beards #3

Karl Marx

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@Beardica

Inspirational Beards #2

Charles Darwin.

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@Beardica

Inspirational Beards Of Our Time

#1. Aubrey de Grey

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@Beardica

Funny you should say that. My ex cut mine off in my sleep, back when it was good. Her explanation? It had ginger bits in it.

I confess, it's a long way from the Darwinian proportions I once owned, and a very long way from my deGrey idealism, but she's starting to recover now, one day she'll be as beautiful as she once was.

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@Beardica
Beardica
1 year ago

If a beard is worth growing, it's worth growing well.
Beardica
1 year ago

The best feature of a woman is her eyes. Stare deeply into them and you can see your beard.
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