Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Hyperborea

I've just moved.

If you're on recent code, please wait.

If you're on old code, please add me again at beardyunixer@beardyunixer.com

If you haven't had the signal by now, you won't get it. The easiest way to fix things is to swap the kakste.com to beardyunixer.com in the contact edit menu for me. Alternatively, you can delete me, and add me again at beardyunixer@beardyunixer.com

If you're on Diaspora, sorry, I don't play with dead snakes.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Oriab

I said I wanted one of these for Christmas, but I fear I might have to make do with one of these for a Christmas theme.

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Alex
6 months ago from most possible security point

Beautiful woman distracts too much from the text read. ;-)
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

To be honest, most of the text is just a caption to even more screenshots of her.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Cykranosh

Could have sworn somebody said #Friendica wasn't sexy...

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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Yuggoth

It's, uh...not quite right.

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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

This works in a dark theme.

But I started moving stuff to mod_whatever too. That's the important bit. Make it less intimidating for people to play with files that have like twenty lines each.
Commander Zot
6 months ago

Yeah, that was a bit of a letdown after this:

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I mean you can bottle that and sell it.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Jerusalem's Lot

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HAve a look into my theme, the first line in the style.css and the first lines of the theme.php making it inherit all the features from duepuntozero. Then I took the default.php file from Fabios blog theme and added some information to the style.css file that needed to be altered from duepuntozero.

And you are done :-) Threaded comments and all the other features for a very low cost but a new theme.

Just take the one you like the most and change the little bit you dont like ;-)
Commander Zot
6 months ago

less is to css what jquery is to javascript. Write less code, get more done. The code you write makes more sense and has more structure.

My only issue is that I want a single less compiler which works exactly the same on Windows and Linux, compiled from source if need be - and I really don't want to install "node". Just give me less.c and no extra bullshit. Then I'll use it.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago

Thomas Willingham is now friends with Darth Baldwin


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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Cykranosh

Okay.

So, some screenshots are missing. Most demos are missing. There are bound to be some typos leading to dead links. There are some appalling code shortcuts. And you know what? Yes, yes I did use tables for layout. But everything should at least be downloadable again now.

@Friendica Addons
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

(And yeah, I did say "it'll have to wait until tomorrow" and then spend nine more hours on it)
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Lomar
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Ooops..

smallfortune is back up.

Sorry about that - been busy today, didn't notice it fall over.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

We could do with one of these for theme developers too really.

I know we've got a theme developers forum, but we could do with a place where "what's the difference between style.php and style.css" isn't a stupid question.

Nobody would treat it like a stupid question anyway, but it can be off-putting to visit a forum and not even understand the other questions.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Celephais

Smiley_pack
Annoy your friends by adding a shit load of stupid animated smileys to get on everybody's nerves. Also contains beards.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Dunwich
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Heh...there's just no getting away with it now, is there.

Thomas Willingham
Group_text typo. Steal addons from someone else? Me? Have you ever heard the like...
m group_text/group_text.php
Group_text typo. Steal addons from someone else? Me? Have you ever heard the like...
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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
The Enchanted Woods

Anyway, it's going to take some time to get all the addons back to download. Should have them done by this time tomorrow.

In the meantime, you can have a sneak preview at the new listings page.

It looks actually not bad.

@Friendica Addons
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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

All the links work. Official addons are finished, games is started.

8am, everything else can wait for tomorrow.
Arto
6 months ago

It's 2am here, and I'm saying the same thing, tomorrow can wait!
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Innsmouth

Friendica-Addons on Friendica-addons

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tony baldwin
6 months ago


beardy wrote:
"oauth" means "using our arbitrary authentication that we won't document properly..."


Suddenly it's all becoming quite clear...
Bruce Bane
6 months ago from The Free Web


Mike wrote:
It's also a good package for communicating in the workplace - where the workplace can control their IP to some extent and still allow some social communications with different divisions and perhaps even selected customers. They can't do this with Facebook.
2013 should be interesting...

- Facebook Inc. (FB) forecast to see ad spend shift away as data ownership grows in importance
Howard believes data ownership will increasingly become a concern:

"For the past six or seven years, consumers have let information flow freely.

"Google, Twitter and Facebook have been three of the biggest beneficiaries of this consumer-driven content bonanza.

"Now, businesses are recognising that the real value in social and Big Data is who owns the data. I expect that, in 2013, we will see businesses take a more active role in controlling who owns the data created in their communities and in their social media channels."
... there's certainly no shortage of speculation. ;-)
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Hyperborea

Very long way to go, but:

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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Carcosa
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I'm going to take Friendica Addons offline at about midnight (10pm UTC).

It might not be back for about 24 hours.

Actually, it'll be back in about 90 seconds, but it won't be usable for much longer. No content will be lost, but if you wanted anything in a hurry, grab it now.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

The new work flow will simply be friendica.

You post your addon to a forum, where anyone can download it from your site (or mine, if you use a wall-to-wall post).

Once I've checked it (for malicious code and from unknown authors only), they get moved to my site (to stop a smarter malicious person uploading something good, and changing it later), and get a fancy download page.

Anybody who can read the code, or trusts an author can download pending addons at any time.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

"and from unknown authors" probably needs expanding - known authors get checked for malicious code (eg, in the past we had accidental inclusion of google analytics code), new authors, we look a bit more thoroughly - have you made something public that should only be shown to logged in users? Have you used curl instead of post_url? etc.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Cerenerian Sea

Hmm, I dreamt I was dead.

Then I came back as a ghost.

My ghost discovered I died on 1/11/00, and found this date incredibly ironic.

This date has no significance whatsoever as far as I can tell.
Oliver
6 months ago from TokTan.org

the date looks like a binary code ...
tony baldwin
6 months ago

Should have posted to @Dreams
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
K'n-yan

The whole "if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear" thing scares me.

Not because it's a fucking stupid thing to say (which it is), but because, seriously, who the fuck manages to make it past about 20 and still have nothing to hide?
Commander Zot
6 months ago

So you're saying you have something to hide? And what would that be?

Specifics please.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Cimmeria

There are only four love songs you can write - I love you, I hate you, Go away, Come back.

Most people manage to fit the full anthology in four minutes.
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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

Back in 2003 I was playing at Glasgow Folk Centre on Montrose Street (not the Glasgow Folk Centre on Montrose street - that's not even standing. The new one that replaced it), and I put 4 chords in one song instead of three.

That's when they stopped calling me a folkie and started calling me a ballad singer.
Commander Zot
6 months ago

4 chords? Doesn't that make it progressive jazz? ;-)
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Leng
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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

Ah, that was intended for my dev/admin group.

Just a work in progress theme, that's all.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Serannian

My missus thought she was buying some cheap hair care products, but when she got it home found she'd been conned - the bottle contained only diluted faeces.

Yeah, it was shampoo.

@Puns
#039 @puns
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Dunwich
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What did the skeleton say to his wife?
Click to open/close


@Crap Jokes
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Leng
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Configurable nav bar size for Cleardia. There's also a "large". Code exists, but is disabled until I replace the icons.

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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

Also, purple is now the default.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Innsmouth

That feeling when you finally realise that the poster in that thread makes absolutely no sense because they're on Facebook, and therefore have no idea what's going on around them, and they're not just insane.

(Or rather, their particular derangement is using Facebook).
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Leng
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The Christmas Miracle

Giaco el vecio
aqui o Google,  youtube e companhia toda se foi, não  funciona mais porra  nenhuma, quer dizer, não abre nenhuma pagina de tudo que é google aqui ( G+ youtube google etc...) nadika de nada, já tem meia hora praticamente
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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Celephais

@Yorkshire - the only country in the world where your status symbols improve by demonstrating how cheap they were.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Serannian

Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Dunwich
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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Celephais

We've got lots of geeks here, so somebody tell me - why would I want a tablet?

At first glance, they're less mobile than mobile phones, and less useful than laptops. And unlike, say, a Pandora, or a GP2XWiz, you can't even really justify it for the geek points gained.

With the sole exception of reading while in bed (in which case, you'd just want an e-reader), I can't think of any situation where a tablet would be a better option than a mobile or a laptop.
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zottel
6 months ago

Personally, I'd never use a tablet anywhere but at home (we don't have one yet, but I might buy one within the next few months), exactly because it either can't really play out the larger screen advantage (7" "tablets") or is too large to conveniently carry around.

At home, to me the main advantage is, like with mobile phones, "switch on and use". Compared to a laptop's "switch on, wait half an hour until the OS has woken up from sleep, log in, use".

To me, a tablet is just a large smartphone, not more. (I nearly don't use smartphones for phoning at all, it's the net part that makes me use them.) I'd never try to program anything on a tablet. Or write a very long email. But it's nice for looking up stuff in the net, checking emails, chatting, social networks, games etc. Casual use for a few minutes. The kind of use I'd not want to wait for the laptop to wake up for.

I use my tablet for leisure stuff, when I'm too lazy/tired to start the notebook but want to check my mail/~friendica ~friendica/read something or just play a game. Also it's a great tool for the train, except if you want to work, though this might be caused by me only having a 8" screen, which is perfect otherwise.

And the tablet is a great tool for the GM of a Pathfinder/Shadowrun round. One small device with all the rules and notes about the characters.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Cykranosh

Oh yeah, I'll leave friendica addons and pen15 for the weekend, because Cleardia is so much easier and doesn't need you to sit down and concentrate.

So I spend ten minutes on that...for three hours.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Carcosa
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Cleardia now comes in white, and red, and pink, and green, and blue, and purple, and black, and orange, and brown, and grey, and then I couldn't think of any more colours. And they're just nine lines each.

https://github.com/beardy-unixer/cleardia

Purple is quite nice.
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Oliver
6 months ago from TokTan.org

sorry, solved, misconfiguration of my server. It's working now. Yes.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

Nginx connection reset by peer, php5-fpm WARNING: [pool www] child foo exited on signal 11 (SIGSEGV) after bar seconds from start.

Nothing else in the logs.

This also happens with the installer (before it starts trying to populate the DB), but no other pages.

I'm suspecting "nginx" and "php5-fpm" are the key points of this. I'll try again under Apache later.


Edit - so I noticed the segfault in the installer took much longer than the segfault in connection. So, I set fastcgi_read_timeout 1200; (up from 300), and now it works.

Connection still segfaults after a couple of seconds.

Creating a new channel takes several minutes.

If this is all just me and an nginx/fpm error then it comes under "not your problem" - it's always been clear that Apache and normal PHP are the requirements.


Edit again - thinking about it, it's weird that increasing the timeout worked. That should fix a 504, but I was getting 502s.

And edit again - strategic use of return puts the problem in connections_content...which is the biggest function and so not very good narrowing down...
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

As you can see, not only did I get distracted, but I got distracted from my distraction, and started playing with contact_widgets.php...

Debian Squeeze and KDE 4.4.5 detected.
My one:
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Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Severn Valley

David Benfell
6 months ago

Better than being Google.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Dylath-Leen

I got distracted again. This time, playing with apps, but mostly just WSoDing.

Intention is to break the apps page up into two parts.

Top section displays Favourite Apps.

Beneath them, display all apps.

Also, add a sreenshot for apps (like for themes), so a theme can make the app menu a bloaty annoying piece of shit more graphical.

But "mostly just WSoDing" is quite an important part of this post.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Oriab

I'm the only person I know who uses the phrase "I don't think of you as a person" as a compliment.

@Misanthropy
Olivier M.
6 months ago

I don't think of you as the only person I know who uses the phrase "I don't think of you as a person" as a compliment.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Lomar
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They're not even good for an "Ugh, fucked up my reverse DNS" account anymore.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

Hmm, seems the reason I got this is because the account is so long dead it's been deactivated it.

Which defeated the object of going in to collect the archives anyway.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Cimmeria

I'm moving my account on Monday.

This is farewell to Diaspora. I'd like to say it's been a pleasure, but it really hasn't.

No longer shall I speak OStatus. I was always fairly quiet (which is how I get away with being so blunt - it catches people off guard when you're both softly spoken and acerbic) and now I'm getting old too - I'm no longer capable of shouting loud enough for them.

It's also farewell to another network who says they are interested in the federated social web, they just don't want to federate socially with the web. I won't name them, because that's not how they do things there. We'll use a pseudonym. Adieu, TiberLree.

It's so long to email. If I wanted my penis to be larger, I'd just watch porn, thanks. I would take your Nigerian dollars, but they're not safe here - you're offering me more money than the total value of the bank I use; for your own sake, use somebody else. And if you want to get in my knickers, use Monster Munch. Don't send me photographs of yourself telling me you're looking for a good we... show more
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Miskatonic Universe

I had a dream about Monster Munch.

And then I woke up, and didn't have any Monster Munch.

And now I can't get back to sleep.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Cimmeria

What is the Monkeysphere? on Cracked



Like if you're standing in an elevator with two friends and a coworker, and the friend goes to hit a button and accidentally punches the wrong one. Would you lean over, your mouth two inches from her ear, and scream "LEARN TO OPERATE THE FUCKING ELEVATOR BUTTONS, SHITCAMEL!!"



You know, it's perfectly possible that I would. I'd call it a "lift" and probably say "you fucking muppet" instead of "shitcamel". But yeah, I probably would.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web
Cimmeria

I've got all weekend free.

That's when I'll do Friendica-Addons. And also when I'll finish Pen15.

And also, when I'll try to get to the bottom of my must-update-two-fields-at-once admin panel bug, which has got to be something stupid I can't see for looking, but adds all the missing .htconfig.php options when I find what's breaking it. (That includes dead snakes, but in an Experimental/Unsupported subsection...and it's trivial to delete a few lines from the bottom if we don't want them).

Plodding along with KakSte and Cleardia until then, since they both need less work, and have stuff you can do in small batches.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

Also, there should be a script to delete your fork of a project, both locally, and from github, then to refork and reclone the original.
Thomas Willingham
6 months ago from The Free Web

(And yeah - I know there are ways to do this with git, but I always fuck them up - deleting everything and starting again is quicker)
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